Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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