i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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