the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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