Me. At least after what I've been through.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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