she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we're making bets on your personal life
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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