I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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