its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped