you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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