As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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