you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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