This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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