Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
literally had 100 drinks last night.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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