Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You can make out without kissing
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