I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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