so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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