If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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