so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
How naked do you want me to be?
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