Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just had sex bonerless
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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