You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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