he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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