he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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