i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think people are normalizing furries
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
