If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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