Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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