I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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