Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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