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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

  (303): View more from Colorado

  It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey

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• (949): View more from California

  i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.

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• (516): View more from New York

  She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  *jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life

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