come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?