Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours

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(248): View more from Michigan

Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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(718): View more from New York

He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.

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(585): View more from New York

I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit

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(505): View more from New Mexico

So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"

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