i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"