Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life