the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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