well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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