I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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