How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My underwear smells like fireworks.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
