yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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