I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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