Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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