Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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