everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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