Say something about gay babies.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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