in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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