You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
