Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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