Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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