Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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