Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
the raccoons are back...
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