Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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