Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
