I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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