How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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