and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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