Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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