dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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