I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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