i jhust puked up my retainher.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
