Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize