I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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