yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.