Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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