do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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